Tuesday, April 3, 2012

The DC ONS

So the title of this blog to some may just be about a whole bunch of letters. What is the DC ONS? I'm talking about the Dane Cook One Night Stand. I've got to talk about this because let me tell you, that while he jokes about it, the situation really can suck.
So here's the deal. I get it fellas, I really do. One of the many good things life offers us is the freedom of intimate expression, aka sex lol. And a new experience can be so exciting. You get to be in front of a brand new body. A steanger, someone you have never explored. It can also be so nervewracking until that moment when your bodies are now together and man, it feels so good right?!?! Now you're all thrilled, you've got a rhythm going and it gets to that moment right before the release and you have NO idea her feelings on where it should all go. And like Dane Cook says some of you just don't care because you are just into it. So you do the stupid thing and release it all in there.
Fellas, we thank you in advance for this situation. You feel great right? Well now think about that second part of his skit. You have no idea of the choices she made following your little act of enjoyment. All you now know is that you start to think one month later, shit, um...this could be bad. And then the phone rings and the last thing you want to hear is "We need to talk".
Yes, ok DC's situation was funny. But see not all ONS's are glorified and fun. Some just end really badly but hey we've got to take them as they come. Some of us go to a bar looking for it because we think that it's what we need. Lucky you if you can do it and not feel some type of way after. Others of us don't plan that ONS. We get unlucky in our quests for something more and end up with a learning experience of what not to look for in a person we want to be with. The point is that the bigger person will learn from it, grow from it, take responsibility for THEIR part in the matter, and keep moving forward.
Let's face it, ONS's are a bigger part of our journeys than we'd like them to be. Everyone will go through it at least once in their lifetime. But for every bad experience, or REAL bad experience, or for every uh oh, OMG, and I can't Believe I Did That...there's a silver lining: Someone in this pair, lost out on a potentially great thing. So while one of the parties keeps on seeking those One Night Stands to keep them temporarily satisfied, the other will grow up, look at it as another story, another blog, or another chapter in a book and say FUCK you...I'm so good.

"You know...I could have pulled out...'What Daddy?' You could have ended up on a t-shirt or pillow case.. 'Dad what are you trying to say?' I'm saying, your mother could have swallowed you" --Jo Koy lol

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